What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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