I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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