Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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