My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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