im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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