Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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