Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
