are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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