it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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