But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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