Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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