he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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