i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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