yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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