On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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