We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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