why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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