I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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