can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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