Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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