And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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