You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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