idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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