dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
