I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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