Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
