I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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