Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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