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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.

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(315): View more from New York

I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy

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(480): View more from Arizona

How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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(949): View more from California

He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick

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(604): View more from British Columbia

If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.

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And by one day I mean once every two weeks.

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(631): View more from New York

I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"

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(317): View more from Indiana

I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given

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(317): View more from Indiana

We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.

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