Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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