Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do vagina's smell?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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