come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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