i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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