I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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