i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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