lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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