dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
