So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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