hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
two words: eviction party
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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