Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
bring money and cleavage
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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