Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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