so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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