Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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