Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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