Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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