You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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