i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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