Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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