We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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