That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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