i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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