Do vagina's smell?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This baby is an asshole
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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