Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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