no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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