he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Randomize
